Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

prognosticate 

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

promasticate 

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

promasticate by junglehungry October 11, 2011

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

Prognostihate 

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

Prognostihate by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication 

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011