Progastinator 

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

prodastinate 

v. to procrastinate by doing productive activities completely unrelated to the task at hand

Before a big test, I typically prodastinate by doing laundry and cleaning my desk.

prodastinate by Perdiccas October 31, 2012

profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

prograsstinate 

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.

I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.

prograsstinate by Frenchie619 July 14, 2010

protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing

I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.

protaskinate by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010

Procassionate 

Procrastinating over something important, but doing something you love.

Why's Larry watching porn? He's got an exam tomorrow.
He's being procassionate.
WTF?
You know he cares about the well being of porn stars.

Procassionate by FallenV May 24, 2018

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Progastinating by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021