Progastinator

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Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

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Progastinator

Individual who waits until their fuel light has been on a few days before stopping for gas.

"I don't want to stop for gas, it's so cold outside!"

"Kim, stop being such a progastinator."

Progastinator by Sweeetpot November 14, 2014

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procrastinator

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

procrastinator by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006

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Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.

Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

Procrastinatory Munchies by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010