procrastifap

The act of fapping whilst procrastinating

Sam likes to procrastifap a lot when doing philosophy essays

by ThisIsChristoph December 11, 2012

procrastidab

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke

I always procrastidab before I do anything man..

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidabber

pro·cras·ti·dabber
a person who habitually puts off doing things to DAB before doing it. procrastitoker

“I’m a constant procrastidabber”

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastivapers

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨

🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers

by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019