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Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.
"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."
Procrastinap by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Procrastinap

When you really don't want to do something and keep procrastinating, which makes you feel tired, drained and run down just thinking about doing it, so you take a nap instead which prolongs your procrastination.
"I really didn't want to study on Saturday so I took a procrastinap instead"
Procrastinap by Rooks M. June 1, 2013

Procrastinap

Taking a nap instead of doing your responsibilities
"Hey have you seen Steve today?"
"Na I heard he was taking a procrastinap"
Procrastinap by PrickleFish February 1, 2016

Procrastinap

The “productive” nap you take to avoid doing work, convincing yourself it will somehow make you more focused later. Spoiler: it never does.
“I sat down to start my essay but somehow ended up taking a four-hour procrastinap instead.”
Procrastinap by Ctaylor_ September 8, 2025

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009