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procrastidating 

Staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you are too comfortable or too lazy to break up.
As soon as I get back in shape and out of debt, I'm going to stop procrastidating my stupid boyfriend.
procrastidating by Ancestor09 February 17, 2009
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Procrastidating 

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).
Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...
Procrastidating by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastidating 

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much
I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.
procrastidating by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

Procrastidating 

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.
"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"
Procrastidating by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper
🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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