Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.
by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009
When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.
"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
by maxreboband August 31, 2017
To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.
Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.
by Animism February 7, 2018
When you have work to do and you have to go poop, but after pooping you sit on the toilet and masturbate because you don't want to go back to work.
See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.
See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.
"I had been working on calc homework for like an hour so I went to the bathroom for a routine poopcrastination...little did I know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his Hustler on top of the toilet. Before I knew I had started to procrapsturbate."
by fisalerkle July 19, 2014