Opposed to the primitive and brutal trolling, probing is the martial arts of intellectual deconstruction of forum and chatroom activities, dominating in three categories:<br>1. Keeping a thread or discussion active as long as possible<br>2. Demonstrating opponents lack of intelligence through the use of irony, parody, sarcasm, information and wit<br>3. Making the whole thing entertaining to read for friends.
When a probing session (that can take up to several weeks) is over, the page or conversation may be mirrored and published on a website for further public enjoyment.
1. "I have been probing philosophyforum.com for three days. I think a solution for the world hunger problem is now in reach."
2. "In case you are probing us, I must tell you that your scrotum is yet rather tiny. May the battle begin."
by paniq February 23, 2005
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Horrible car. I mean it's named after something you shove up your ass.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.
mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!
by YO MY HO February 26, 2003
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infamous member of the leet poo hit krew, known for smashing the faces of niggers with his monolithic meat tenderizer. known only as "THE SPRODE" in some third world countrys after defiling entire villages at a time. see also lethal toxin and the leet poo hit krew
"WIGZ! what has happened to ants FACE?!could it have been THE SPRODE?"
"silance, popz! you must not speak his name!"
by vergeltung November 29, 2004
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A ginger person. My big bros mate is called "richard probert" so they call him probe he is ginger so wen eva my bg bro sees a ginger he will shout pppprrrroooobbbe newhere even in da cinema!
*drivin down da road*
"PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOBBBEEEEE"
Arh poor ginger!!!
by Chloe weeks December 6, 2004
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When your car is such a piece of crap that the value is lower then the value of any Ford Probe.
Dude, your Fiero is Sub-Probe. It literally worth less then $50 bucks.
by TRUCKS-TRAILER-TOYS May 9, 2014
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Something,any dialogue or duty which are annoying or irritating others and make mental confuse. This phrase was commonly used for teasing such behaving people or such activities.

It is considered as a colloquial phrase in Malabar region of Kerala especially in Malappuram.

Synonyms : Disturbance,Annoy
Antonyms : pacify, content

Word origin : Marakkara in Kerala
That was a probe and push most of the time, like now when Abdul Salam Sir wanted to get a accurate answer for the question.
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