Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.
by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009
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A great place for peadophiles and child molesters
Word is....that at your first day in the lockdown, you have to kick someones ass. Otherwise you become someones Bitch
by Superdude December 29, 2004
One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
by Bubba June 19, 2003
A place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.
7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's bitch.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
A fishbowl for guppies. The real sharks get to stay in the ocean, and never fall into the mariners' nets. They instead run for elected office and make fortunes on Wall Street. Never do the big fish see the inside of an aquarium.
"The vilest deeds like poison weeds
Bloom well in prison air:
It is only what is good in man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate
And the Warder in Despair."

Oscar Wilde
by nethcev! September 10, 2006
A great way of dealing with Pedophiles, R. kelly, and all NAMBLA members.
In prison, it is considered to be of great honor to kill a child molester.
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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