by Jessy jams January 18, 2018
by dmitri novak November 7, 2010
Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time
Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.
by The Faggotini Chef April 18, 2020
by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
A religious leader in the Catholic Church. Also known as the dude that fucks little boys on the low.
Chef : Hello there, children!
Stan Marsh: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : ...Goodbye!
Stan Marsh: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : ...Goodbye!
by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
by superninjapenguin February 26, 2007
by doosh mcbag September 23, 2010