21 definitions by superninjapenguin
Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.
(9:00 pm)
Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by superninjapenguin March 4, 2007
I am tired of everyone bitching and arguing about what color Jesus was. HE WAS NOT BLACK OR WHITE HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN!!!!!!!! By the way middle eastern people are more closely related to white people so stop being asswipes! HE WASN'T BLACK
by superninjapenguin March 2, 2007
A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
Heaven Shall Burn is awesome
by superninjapenguin February 26, 2007
A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
Heaven Shall Burn is awesome.
by superninjapenguin February 18, 2007
A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
Heaven Shall Burn is awesome
by superninjapenguin February 28, 2007
A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Guide to making a rap song
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
by superninjapenguin March 4, 2007
A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Guide to making a rap song
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
by superninjapenguin February 26, 2007