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A metal object which is used when fishing to knock the fish out and stop them jumping all over the boat. Looks proper funny when the fish gets battered. (Pun not intentional.) It has a handle and a lump of metal on the end.
"Pass the priest this bastard mackerel is jumping all over."
*smack smack*
"There it can't jump with no brains."
by The wrath August 12, 2005
A priest is a man in a dress.
Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.
by WorkVitamins March 12, 2008
When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.
Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.
by Mackson March 18, 2008
A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.
All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.
by Andrew Strand February 15, 2007
A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.
by Louis P. July 31, 2006
refer to molester for complete definition
Catholic priests love 9-year-old boys.
by Twiggy August 10, 2005