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13.
In short, to fart, or expel gas from the rear orifice.

The past tense is used more often that the present tense.
"Ahh God, who pressed?!"

"Sa-dee, I pressed."
by Dee Alfonso November 02, 2006
 
1.
to be overly excited, or very anxious to do something; to be bent on seeing or talking to someone; to be in a rush or hurry to get some where

commonly used in the D.C. and Maryland area
stop being so press to see that concert.

you pressed as hell to talk to him, you've called him 10 times already.

why you so pressed to go to the mall?
by arlean October 02, 2006
 
2.
To approach someone in a disrespectfull way or to confront someone and question them.
Kid #1: Yo i heard ant was talkin mad smack about you
Kid #2: aiight imma press him and find out if he was
by g MacK46 July 31, 2008
 
3.
To try and scare someone.
We was getting on the bus and she came up to me trying to press me.
by Kraze-n-Daze January 19, 2005
 
4.
To give press- to have sex
i gave him/her press
by holzandbeava February 24, 2005
 
5.
A corporate Bottom feeder- Someone that feeds on or near positions that recently opened due to the termination of a coworker’s contractor(s). Stealing of exclusive jobs.


You backfilled my job you Press.
by Na'mean February 19, 2009
 
6.
extremely potent marijuana usually compressed into tight buds.
Man, my boy had that press the other day.
by Ole Reliable November 26, 2008
 
7.
To straighten hair(usually african american or some version thereof's) hair using extreme heat. The heat source is usually an iron comb that has been heated over an open flame. Yes, it is as dangerous and damaging as it sounds...Can result in 3rd degree burns to the scalp and/or neck,depending on how experinced the presser is.
Girl, I need to get big mama to press my hair before the weekend!!

Why??!! You just gone sweat it back nappy again humping all weekend long...slut

Whatever.........hater!!
by t t March 12, 2006