premature tweetjaculation
premature tweetjaculation by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011
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premature treejaculation
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
Premature Textjaculation
Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
Premature Textjaculation by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010
premature tweejaculation
Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
premature tweejaculation by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026
Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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