premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

premature tweetjaculation by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011

premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

Premature Textjaculation 

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

Premature Textjaculation by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010

premature tweejaculation 

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

premature tweejaculation by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022