premature tweetjaculation
premature tweetjaculation by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011
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premature treejaculation
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
Premature Textjaculation
Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
Premature Textjaculation by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010
premature tweejaculation
Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
premature tweejaculation by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008