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premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.
guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.
premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009
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premarital interdigitation

holding hands before marriage with fingers interlocked.
The Puritans daughter was yelled at for having premarital interdigitation with her boyfriend.

Premarital Handholding 

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

Premarital handholding 

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
Premarital handholding by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019

premarital 

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.
She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.
premarital by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009

premercial 

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
premercial by Jody M September 6, 2007

Premarital sex

- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??
Premarital sex by Blabooga December 15, 2020