Projaculator 

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.

"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."

Projaculator by itchygoo August 21, 2016

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

prejaculate 

Is when a guy ejaculates before even inserting himself into the chick.

Damnit bill you prejaculated on my leg...sorry monica.

prejaculate by Smalls08 January 11, 2008

prejaculation

An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.

Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!

Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!

prejaculation by johnny crap September 7, 2007

prejaculate 

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.

"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."

prejaculate by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

prejaculation

The time when you are masturbating hard enough and know you are about to blow some good chunks but it just hasn't hapoened yet.

I was in the bathroom, feeling good, and all of a sudden, I felt it coming. However, it was only prejaculation; it hadn't quite come out yet.

prejaculation by togotoog December 28, 2011

Prejaculate 

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.

Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.

Prejaculate by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025