prefuck

Similar to a prenup, where a contract is made before the sexual encounter to ensure zero emotional liability, zero stalking, zero kiss-and-tell and zero phone calls the morning after, or alternatively STD-treatment bill and abortion bill insurance.

Dips: I don't want to be any girl's first or last. That's just too much baggage.

Bhai: You're just scared! I'll tell you what, sign a prefuck. That way you can be sure she won't stalk you afterwards.

prefuck by Alan-a-Dale April 13, 2010

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Prefuck

You and a significant other arrange to meet before a date and engage in vigorous sex before you both get too drunk or something. Also is a great way to break the ice.

Guy 1 - Dude I am getting bombed at the bars tonight.
Guy 2 - Aren't you going with Jordan, what if you get whiskey dick?
Guy 1 - It's okay, we are going to Prefuck at her place.

Prefuck by OSU JTG May 28, 2009

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prefuck bliss

The total excitement before a strange fucking encounter with a person of the opposite sex

Hey Lola... your so excited to see Rich today.. you having prefuck bliss?

prefuck bliss by Lucy & lola January 23, 2009

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Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011