Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

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peeboner

An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection

"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."

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a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".

"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."

pre-boner by tvlesher December 28, 2014

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(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

Proboner by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

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The act of acquiring an erection prior to engaging in a sexual act

Girl: "Im gonna give you the best blow job"
Guy: "Is that...Is that a Pre-Boner?"

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Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.

proboner by Rob Murray April 19, 2005

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The proboner sloced her uterus in half.

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