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To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power. I masticated my food.
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"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."
"woah thats impressive" *spits out food* |
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Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE Date: 1649 transitive senses 1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW 2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading intransitive senses : CHEW - mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun - mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun |
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To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.
It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing. You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man. You like to masticate meat. Just admit it, yeah, yeah. |
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Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.
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from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter. In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.
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To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids) It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)
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