the time right after a person gets on facebook, before you can talk to them.
1. i saw aaron get on facebook, but i had to give him some pre-chat time so he didnt think i was clingy.
Girl 1:OMG! josh gives me no pre-chat time on facebook, its like he never stops talking to me!
Girl 2:ME TOO!! its so annoying! some people just dont understand pre-chat time!
My brother always talks to me like the second I get on Facebook, I don't think he understands pre-chat time yet.
Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"