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Powerwolf 

A metal band with bloodsucking christian furries singing about their morning wood in Latin
Have you ever listened to Stossgebet by Powerwolf? This is a perfect example of what this band is about
Powerwolf by Pizzaplant April 12, 2021

powerstaff 

a wanking technique used only by experienced wankers. the user of this technique stands, with feet shoulder-width apart, bent slightly over, and dual-hands his piece.
experienced wanker: yo bitch, don't be looking at my powerstaff.
inexperienced wanker: sorry dude, but the sheer greatness of your technique mesmerises me.
powerstaff by Laverne Winston July 10, 2011

Powerlifter Shit 

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
Powerlifter Shit by Shmunky June 21, 2023

PowerWolf 

PowerWolf are a German formed Power Metal band with influences from old Heavy Metal. They focus on the works of the bible but display their own storylines. Their latest album focuses on a Wolf sent to hell who fights to return to heaven.

They are not considered Christian Metal as they don't refer to Christian motives.

Their tempo is medium to slow and have powerful entwining lyrics with an epic singer. However they lack long-winded solos like most Power Metal bands.
Examples of PowerWolf's satanic/neutral religious outlook are included in their songs: "When the Moon Shines Red", "Saturday Satan", "Behind the Leathermask", "We Take it From the Living" and "Lupus Dei".
PowerWolf by Noldor April 13, 2008

Powerwolf 

one of the best heavy metal bands of the last years
'Do you listen to Powerwolf ?'
'Yeah, they're the best. The last album, Sacrament of Sin, is nuts !'
Powerwolf by lordraveeeeeeeeen March 11, 2020

PowerWolf 

One of the best if not THE BEST power metal band of all time. The very definition of what powerful should be.
Metal Man 1: I just listened to PowerWolf and it is seriously the best thing I’ve ever heard!

Metal Man2: I will agree with you my friend.