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power bar blues 

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.
"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."
power bar blues by LAINE. October 15, 2008

Last Power Bar 

That point in the day or event where you feel completely exhausted and cannot continue without the need of an adult beverage, the threat of constant complaining or the complete collapse of your will to live. A reference to the battery life of a cell phone.
After six hours of walking around Disneyland I was on my "last power bar", but I knew Space Mountain was all we had left so I powered thru the pain.
Last Power Bar by Azrag February 22, 2014

Power-Barf 

The action of projecting vomit in a linear intense stream.
"It looks like someone power-barfed into a shot glass"
Power-Barf by Mike Regina November 1, 2007

Power Squeeze Bars 

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

bargaining power 

potentiality of sexual attraction in the human. usually goes hand in hand with fitness
katy has huge bargaining power! i'd give a months pay to hit that!!!
that dude has got tremendous bargaining power in the gay or straight community
bargaining power by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.
I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!