Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

plucking angel's wings 

Slang for corrupting an innocent or naive person

I was finally plucking Angel's wings last night after two months whispering my game in her ear. I beat you to it!

plucking angel's wings by spen53 April 28, 2015

Buck Plucking 

When a yankee female moves from up north to the deep south to find her a big, strong, Southern man.

Natalie wanted to get far away from her pussified yankee boyfriend and moved to Greenville, Alabama to go Buck Plucking.

Buck Plucking by Wepapersack July 12, 2011

Plucking Nit 

PG version of "fucking piece of shit'

You called the manager a "plucking nit." He kicked you in the nuts.

Plucking Nit by bignutz January 14, 2015

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Plucking the old Banjo 

When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.

Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.

I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.

Plucking the old Banjo by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

pheasant plucking 

Think about it!
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?

"Yeah, me and Racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some Pheasant Plucking"!

pheasant plucking by D Mob January 23, 2005