pot rod 

basically a joint of weed

me and hank just hit the old pot rod.

pot rod by Gavin C. June 19, 2007

Tuscan Pot Roast 

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

Tuscan Pot Roast by lerk99 March 12, 2017

simmer down pot roast 

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

simmer down pot roast by von Goat March 27, 2009

Pot roast 

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.

I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...

Pot roast by Honorarius January 28, 2006

Pot Romp 

Debauchery at the most sublime level: two people smitten with one another smoke a profuse amount of cannabis, and they make-out or have sex or whatever. Pot romps usually do not end in a lasting relationship, as the foundation is based on sex and drugs.

Jezebel wants to go to the park, smoke lots of dope, and do "stuff" with Jacoby. Jezebel called it a "pot romp" when she described it to her friend Elle.

Pot Romp by Jezzzzz October 4, 2009

Dutch Oven Pot Roast 

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.

Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.

Dutch Oven Pot Roast by Bibendum February 10, 2022

yankee pot roast 

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

yankee pot roast by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017