by butch March 30, 2005
A possum is something at which you would usually refer to as a piece of s***. The term, piece of s***, is derived from POSsum. Being possums here in Texas are such nasty little rodents (well, they are in Houston =\), Possums are dubbed as a piece of s***.
"Hey check out that old computer sitting there in that pile of trash. Tis such a possum."
"So this (computer) is a breakdown (to be disassembled)? Well then, grab that possum by its tail (by the power cord) and load it in the truck. :B"
"So this (computer) is a breakdown (to be disassembled)? Well then, grab that possum by its tail (by the power cord) and load it in the truck. :B"
by Ceru October 19, 2005
A nickname for someone who is not real or a poser. Poser is such a popular word that possum is now used.
by Jopesh September 18, 2005
by The Dreadfather November 11, 2007
A non-existing animal. A myth. The usage of the term 'possum' is popular under pot-heads.
Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.
Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.
One night me and some friends were sitting in the backyard getting stoned as could be.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.
by egbert_is_no_reindeer April 12, 2006
Is an old man who dresses as a Boy Scout and Lays claims he works for the Long Island Rail Road while in search of young boys that will let him play with there private parts. Sometimes including his own private part into the said boy.
Pedophile, possum, sex offender.
by hydrocushdisbud July 27, 2010
a possum, like the one i know is a very very very cuteee thing... i love possums, especially mine!! they are not known as pieces of shit, they r known as caring animals!! My possum is gorgeous!
by beanybg December 11, 2006