pleasing porcine 

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

porcine unit 

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

porcine unit by CarMono August 24, 2011

porcine 

–adjective

1. of or pertaining to swine.
2. resembling swine; hoggish; piggish.

That is a fine porcine figure you have there, Ms. O'Donnell.

porcine by Michael Mitchell January 4, 2008

Porcine Sixty Nine 

When two squad cars park side by side so as to give each driver clear access to one another for purposes of social intercourse.

Porcine Sixty Nine by Ted in Evanston October 27, 2003

porsiem 

A porsiem is like a promise, but it's messed up and stupid and can easily be broken.

A: I promise that I will fuck a llama.

B: That's a porsiem, dude. You would never do that.

porsiem by cheeselouise666 November 16, 2021

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

Porcine Alarm Clock by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011