of Graeco-Roman origin, Porny means to be horny for porn, thus PORNY!
Joaquin: Man dude, I'm really Porny!

Tyler: Dude, lets mouth kiss.

(awkward silence)
by Betty Grovenstein January 21, 2005
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Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.
My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.
by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014
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1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.
I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.
by The Mighty Z-Rex April 28, 2005
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Transition period out of the "teen" category where the model appears to accept her role in porn and adjust her body to be in it for the long haul.
Your career either dies as a "teen" or you become porny enough to see yourself become a "milf"

She looks super porny
by Gnarly Buttbanger January 25, 2022
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the sexiest human woman/bort in recent and ancient history. if she spit in my mouth i would say thanks because i definitely was the one her to do that. i want her right here right now even in my shower and while and during and after eating a bort. derived from the parent root word jessiporn
i wanna suck porni’s tits in this mcdonald’s bathroom
by poor unforture wamp February 25, 2022
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Only while watching porn you get a boner
when mike herring is watching gay porn he always gets a porny
by rhettzi August 30, 2011
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