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1.
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
No, my son is also name Bort
by SnowballIII June 29, 2011
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2.
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
by penguinboy561 May 30, 2011
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3.
A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.
"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"
by Jebidiah March 13, 2003
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4.
A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.

Should also be put into as many songs as possible.

When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'

2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'

'...bort..you're 12.'

3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'

'orr orr orr orr orr!'
by CTRL Monsta February 11, 2011
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5.
Bort; noun;

A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.

past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa
by KB83 May 15, 2010
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6.
1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.

2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.

3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
How can you live like such a Bort?
by Mrcoolguy7777 April 24, 2011
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7.
Derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. Often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.
"I don't give a shit about her bort monkey."
by Bortmund October 22, 2009
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