Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013
“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”
When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
by I believe in pink January 12, 2019
Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
by Matt Bates December 2, 2003