(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.
When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.
by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013
by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014
by country chris February 4, 2010
I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half
by Trickle August 2, 2006
A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.
by Aye not Aye May 27, 2016
Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.
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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.
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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016