The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.
Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.
by The Slow Kid September 22, 2007
the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.
by tpow10292 January 2, 2010
Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.
Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.
by shaizer grape July 11, 2008
noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.
"I love porching fresh meat!"
"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."
"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."
"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
by freshporch06 September 5, 2006
Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
by Porching Creator October 30, 2013
by Shi gee November 13, 2019
Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.
E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)
by Gabriel Cash May 5, 2006