When a man stretches his scrotum up over his penis and entirely covers it so his genital region resembles a flat skin-coloured patch, similar to a store mannequin.
After shaving my sack I can do such a good mannequin, Target wants to hire me to do in store promotions.
by Raypower October 25, 2009
A term used to describe an obviously fake person; a person who either looks or acts differently than they make themselves out to appear (usually negative).
Joe: I heard Nicole had a stress fracture in her leg
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.
by DarkPhoenix268 April 29, 2008
A person that looks better dressed than naked. The term implies deception on the person's part for cleverly masking their physical shortcomings.
I wasted the whole night trying to fuck that mannequin from the bar last night. She looked hot with her clothes on, but when she got undressed I had to close my eyes to keep my boner. She was hiding fat like it was Osama Bin Laden.
by jessfilly August 13, 2009
The social classification for individuals lacking emotion, complete social unawareness, extreme self-consciousness, and the commandment of a room. Masters of photographic angles and poses in front of the camera, extremely chiseled, and justifiably confident with their bodies. Mannequins have a fixation with repetitive electronic dance music, are highly fashion forward, and maintain a stoic stance at all times.
by socialclassifications.tumblr August 21, 2012
when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
A term used to describe an obviously fake person; a person who either looks or acts differently than they make themselves out to appear (usually negative).
Joe: I heard Nicole had a stress fracture in her leg
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.
Katie: That's weird, I saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
Joe: Geez, what a mannequin.
by DarkPhoenix268 April 29, 2008
Mannequining is the act of freezing in place. An example includes the Geico TV commercials aired on American TV where the commercial ends and the people freeze in place but animals and objects continue moving.
by notkasuo November 6, 2016