A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.
Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*
by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 08, 2010
popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.
I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.
by xylience July 01, 2010
The calling or naming someone a hore with an erection
Girl: Mommy mommy i want the new Brittany Spears album!!
Mom: No don't listen to that poptart. She is a bad influence.
by SoulEater79 May 14, 2010
A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*
by TShead April 29, 2008
a smutty girl that gets jizzed all over their faces.
Poptart has strawberry cream all over her face.
by Jessicasss February 06, 2007
A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.
Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.
by sillygirl69 November 25, 2006
1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.
1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.
by Tyler Oulette April 10, 2006
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