A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
#airhead #idiot #blonde #dummy #dimwit
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
#slut #douche bag #bro #bromance #skank
by pinksparkles88 May 09, 2012
Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.
"I love you, poptart!"
#pet #names #ha #dude #wtf
by gummybear!@ February 21, 2012
1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".
"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"
#pop-tart #hipster #popster #indie #normal
by Auoranaut October 04, 2011
An overly flamboyant gay guy or an extemely girly girl. They tend to wear bright clothes and be very outgoing and loud.
God Nancy, you are such a pop tart.
#pop tart #pop #tart #flamboyant #girly #bright #loud #outgoing
by BubblegumPop! October 26, 2010
Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
#your father's: girlfriend #date #lulu #paramour #meter maid
by geezitron December 09, 2009
Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.
Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)
#justin #clark #breakfast #pastry #softie
by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009
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