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A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite... A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is. A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson |
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Food to the Gods God eats poptarts
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the single item of food that got me through college ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
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1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out. 2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music. God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.
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hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch. you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.
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Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life. Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart. |
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pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...
too many to name. |
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The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life. Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
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