Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.
WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.
by ZEEK_WILDE January 30, 2010
1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.

2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.

Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
by bigempty August 17, 2007
Some one who acts hard but is really soft like a pop tart is hard on the outside but, soft in the middle.
You're a pop tart.

He's a pop tart.
by cigarettecancerman February 18, 2011
Fake ass Gangsta aka Wanksta. Looks hardcore from the outside but really a panocha inside. a sheep in wolves clothing.
you a poptart sweetheart you soft in the middle
by Speedy & Veterano August 18, 2004
A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.
Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!
by Bobert the Balloon September 21, 2011
1) A pastry that comes in a colorful little box, and can be used as a device to blow up your toaster and/or toaster oven. Also tastes good.

2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...
"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"
by Kaomi April 11, 2003
Another word for bae,

Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is
PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!
by Ohana_Ashley December 02, 2014

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