pooty-poots 

Nickname for a small, red headed boy that has a tendency to toot and laugh out loud afterwards. Term of endearment from a father to a red-headed child.

I told pooty-poots that I love him, and will be home after work.

pooty-poots by willroy July 6, 2010

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

Gay Poots by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

Imogen Poots 

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.

You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.

Imogen Poots by AssCunts December 27, 2009

Petty Poots 

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.

I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots

Petty Poots by stevie J June 13, 2010

Poots on Newts 

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

Poots on Newts by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Pampy poots 

messy pants

You have pampy poots.

You have pamp in your poots.

Pampy poots by skip February 3, 2004

chee chee poots 

slang for marijuana, canabis, pot, etc. Originated in the ghettos of Norridge IL along Harlem Ave where teens cruised the streets hanging at White Castle with nothing better to do.

Dude! You smokin all the chee chee poots?!

chee chee poots by JuJuLips October 30, 2004