Poorjar 

A portmamteau of “poor” and “hokjar”, used to describe a dumb, low-performing person (as well as the condition of being financially tight)

Me: I am ultimate poorjar
Literally others else: Your “poorjar” is hokmultiverse

Poorjar by ahgjycfxngtcngdzhtfj December 11, 2021

Poor jab 

An exclamation of pity, usually in response to someone else's problems.

John: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Mary: Oh really? Poor jab.

Poor jab by alabaster_babe August 21, 2018

poorable 

The combination of something poor and horrible.

Wow, he made a poorable decision.

That looks poorable!

She made a poorable choice.

poorable by nullane October 30, 2010

poojabber 

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003

poojaba 

a name given to a man of same sex Orientation who likes to jab at the poo

Jamie: Hey Abe look at that guy over there.
Abe: Yer, you can tell that guy is a poojaba

poojaba by abey101 September 19, 2008

poonjab 

the act of driving your fist into a women's vagina with superior force

"She got poonjabed so hard she couldn't walk for a week."

poonjab by Toxic540 November 16, 2004

poonjab 

Military Slang/derogatory: Afghan local national, male.

Go get poonjab and have him build it.

poonjab by StupidSGT April 15, 2011