poopstain 

A very prudish uptight person that gives no good reason for not having any fun.

Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horrible headache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.

poopstain by Amecyst January 11, 2006

poopstain 

a stain consisting of feces

devon you are a poopstain

poopstain by hollycake September 30, 2005

poopstain 

A uninteligent person, also can be a term of endearment.

Oh you little poopstain you.
Look at that poopstain, what a dork!

poopstain by Mathew Cunningham May 8, 2003

Poopstand 

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"

I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.

Poopstand by Viscoh March 4, 2009

poopstank 

a very brave rat. he was left on ruw's doorstep, an orphan rat baby, and was subsequently given to mark and released in the wilderness. they say on a cold, dark night you can hear him nibbling, nibbling, nibbling.

"dude did you hear poopstank? he was nibbling all night long. it was really cold and dark"
"hey did see ducci clamping ruw? that shit was meowser. hey poopstank!"

poopstank by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

poopstander 

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

poopstander by Derek April 7, 2003

glow in the dark poopstains 

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

glow in the dark poopstains by Madddddday March 22, 2014