poopsmithery 

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopsmithy 

Homestar-esque slang for toilet.

The King of Town is on the toilet:
The King of Town is at the poopsmithy

I need to visit the little boy's room:
I need to get my tushy mended at the poopsmithy

poopsmithy by Oscar January 11, 2005