poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

Poopsmith

One who defecates or otherwise spreads their feces on the floor, walls, inside elevators and other locations as a maliscious act of vandalism.

Accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.

We learned our vandal, a Poopsmith, had struck again once we entered into the Gentlemen's room to be assaulted by the foul stench of the excreta smeared upon the walls.

Poopsmith by Anonymous CoWorker October 27, 2006

poopsmith

One who is a master of the butt sexing. One "smith" is well-know for his mastery of his tool. Thus, one who is splendid at the butt sex may be deemed a "smith" of "poop".

The term also refers to the butt sex man's ability to extrude lots of "poop" from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his cock up some dude's ass cus its "cool" or something

My boyfriend La-Bamba is quite the poopsmith, he uncorked 3 kilos of "poop" out of me last night!

poopsmith by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

Poopsmith

Adj: A common piece of shit. No one special. A wanna be fuckboy

Dude 1:Ryan Leaf was chargers quarterback.

Dude 2:That dude is poopsmith.

Dude 3: who's Ryan Leaf?

Poopsmith by Hambone23 December 31, 2016

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.

Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.

the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.

(there is no example)

the poopsmith by A. Non February 15, 2004

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

the poopsmith by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003