poopergency 

The act of having to take an emergency poop. Unexpected poop trouble.

Bill was speed because he had a poopergency.

poopergency by Dr. Poopenstein April 20, 2010

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

poopmergency 

When the need to poop becomes so bad that you are about to crap your pants.

As he began to experience his poopmergency, a wave of cold sweat and shear panic set over him.

poopmergency by imlinn April 27, 2009

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

Poomergency by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

poomergency by philbad February 23, 2020

poopmergency 

1. When a child who is not yet potty trained has feces erupting from his or her diaper unexpectedly- whether removed by the child or simply by gravity or other pressures upon the diaper or containment unit.

2. Any activity or instance that involves large quantities of infant, toddler, or child fecal matter on any surface or body part, or other person and or animal in an other than ideal situation or circumstance. Usually one or more persons and multiple surfaces become contaminated in an actual poopmergency

We were on the highway at night when Graeme had a serious poopmergency. He had a blowout in the car seat and was covered in shit from his nipples to his knees. By the end of it, there was poo in my hair, on both our clothes, on the blanket, on the floor of the van, as well as the seat.

poopmergency by amomsoiknow November 28, 2012