11 definitions by philbad

11.	silly fuck
	buy silly fuck mugs, tshirts and magnets A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions. Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips! Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck! Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass! by philbad Aug 2, 2005 share this
10.	jumped the couch
	buy jumped the couch mugs, tshirts and magnets The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch'). Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah. Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging. by philbad Aug 2, 2005 share this
9.	beautiful stink
	buy beautiful stink mugs, tshirts and magnets The perfume of the vaggerific cavern. One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!" Smells so good, I want to eat it. C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours. Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please? It is really the only stinky thing that smells good. by philbad May 27, 2005 share this
8.	poongoon
	buy poongoon mugs, tshirts and magnets Someone who is crazy about the poon. One that is transfixed by the poon. He who thinks poon is the greatest. The poon's biggest fan. Me. I love that beautiful stinky poon. Yes, I am a poongoon. by philbad May 27, 2005 share this
7.	bukkake
	buy bukkake mugs, tshirts and magnets The practice of giving a spunky facial to one lovely lass by several strapping lads (and oh yes, distance counts). Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce. Grandma got her wish last nite when Joey and the scouts bukkakeed her twice. Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone. by philbad May 27, 2005 share this
6.	skullett
	buy skullett mugs, tshirts and magnets skull- 'et A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett. Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over. If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle. by philbad May 18, 2005 share this
5.	the shocker
	buy the shocker mugs, tshirts and magnets are we all forgetting this one? 2 in the beef & 1 underneath give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow. by philbad May 11, 2005 share this

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