philbad's definitions

the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

by philbad May 14, 2005

jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

by philbad August 28, 2005

poondoggle

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.

"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"

by philbad January 6, 2005

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020

mariah carey

The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.

Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"

by philbad July 9, 2004

beautiful stink

The perfume of the vaggerific cavern.

One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"

Smells so good, I want to eat it.

C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours.

Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?

It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.

by philbad May 31, 2005

musquirt

The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.

Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...

by philbad July 9, 2004