Definitions by philbad

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

poomergency by philbad February 23, 2020

fuktard 

any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...

if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.

fuktard by philbad February 23, 2020

bukkake 

The practice of giving a spunky facial to one lovely lass by several strapping lads (and oh yes, distance counts).

Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce.

Grandma got her wish last nite when Joey and the scouts bukkakeed her twice.
Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone.

bukkake by philbad July 16, 2008

jumped the couch 

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

jumped the couch by philbad August 28, 2005

silly fuck 

A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions.

Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips!

Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!

Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!

silly fuck by philbad August 28, 2005

poongoon 

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.

Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.

poongoon by philbad May 31, 2005

beautiful stink 

The perfume of the vaggerific cavern.

One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"

Smells so good, I want to eat it.

C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours.

Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?

It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.

beautiful stink by philbad May 31, 2005