the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

by philbad May 14, 2005

beautiful stink

The perfume of the vaggerific cavern.

One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"

Smells so good, I want to eat it.

C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours.

Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?

It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.

by philbad May 31, 2005

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skullett

skull- 'et

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.

If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.

by philbad May 19, 2005

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mariah carey

The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.

Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"

by philbad July 9, 2004

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bukkake

The practice of giving a spunky facial to one lovely lass by several strapping lads (and oh yes, distance counts).

Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce.

Grandma got her wish last nite when Joey and the scouts bukkakeed her twice.
Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone.

by philbad July 16, 2008

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