When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
by honkbert March 15, 2008
(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
by Zanghai October 28, 2007
by Pb is good for me August 14, 2021
by Coolkid_73 April 27, 2021
when you sit down on the toilet expecting a massive deuce and instead have a massive, loud, airy fart, which feels like it has enough power to part the waters below
I couldn't hold in my laughter this afternoon when I was sitting on the toilet and heard a massive hollow poop fart (HPF) come from the stall next to me.
by RichardTheInvestigator February 21, 2018
The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios
Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020
Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!
by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017