I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010

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Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

Shitter's Polio by souperpig November 4, 2009

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Poolie

A Poolie (or Poolies in the plural) refers to the leaving of an unfinished alcoholic beverage at a bar or pub. The term is derived from the instance in 2013 when Matt Poole left the first and only unfinished pint of Guinness at Murphy's Pub in Galway.

OK everyone, time to move to the next bar, no Poolies.

Poolie by zwoodson September 13, 2014

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Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

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