pooriod 

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

pooriod by Undergroover January 2, 2009

Pooriod 

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

Some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.

Pooriod by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

Pooriod 

The shit a girl has to take right before she gets her period

I have awful cramps and just took a pooriod...I must be getting my period.

Pooriod by Same320 November 29, 2011

Pooriod 

When you menstruate and shit at the same time, causing them to mix together.

I was on the toilet all day experiencing my pooriod

Pooriod by Iggi Niggi August 2, 2021

Poorpods 

Wired earphones for poor people that can't afford wireless.

Dude this place is so ghetto, everyone's wearing poorpods.

Poorpods by Brecho July 11, 2019

Poorpods 

Earphones for people who can't afford wireless.

Dude, this place is so ghetto, everyone's wearing poorpods.

Poorpods by Brecho July 11, 2019

pooroid

Someone who is poor.

HODL your way to a decent life or live forever as a pooroid slave.

pooroid by olalonzo February 2, 2026