A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

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Poofesure

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

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house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.

Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.

house poof by jakson007 April 12, 2020

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Poofesure

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

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Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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