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8.
passing out on keyboard
Dude, where'd our necromancer go? Why isn't he responding?

He must be pook
by NiwaDai December 14, 2005
 
9.
(n)male lubricating seminal fluid; pre-cum.
<v> to excrete male lubricating fluid."
(n) "The head of his unit was slick with pook"

(v) "He was seriously hot and his joint was pooking up something fierce."
by mistermee January 19, 2005
 
10.
Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.
Brrrrrrrrrrpssssssssssgak

"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"
by el clerko August 04, 2003
 
11.
when a girl's clevage is coming out
'to pook out'
by Schuyler January 10, 2003
 
12.
Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.
Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".
by Pete Fowler November 26, 2005
 
13.
small, usually conical depression in an otherwise smooth surface. May also rise up from surface. Minor dent.
"It's just a small pook," responded the boy who just banged your car when opening his door.
by David Bruner March 03, 2005
 
14.
A severe case of poot.
That pook almost blew my O-ring!
by The nazi of Yatzee November 07, 2002