noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.
Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?
by david December 13, 2004
Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.

"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"
by el clerko August 04, 2003
A severe case of poot.
That pook almost blew my O-ring!
by The nazi of Yatzee November 07, 2002
To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.
Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".
by John McCrum and John Nerone December 24, 2005
Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.
Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".
by Pete Fowler November 26, 2005
(n)male lubricating seminal fluid; pre-cum.
<v> to excrete male lubricating fluid."
(n) "The head of his unit was slick with pook"

(v) "He was seriously hot and his joint was pooking up something fierce."
by mistermee January 19, 2005
poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly
That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!
by TJ February 23, 2004

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