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Pooja is one of the prettiest light brown skinned girl you'll ever find. She is fuckin gorgeous. Never miss the the chance to ask her out. Pooja gets self conscious sometimes about the way she looks, but she has the most perfect body (average size and height). She is also very rich, but doesn't show it off. She also has very pretty eyelashes and good sense of style. Pooja's like big deee's. Pooja will look even hotter when she is older. You will love hanging out with her since she is so fukin funny and an amazing person with sooo many friendss.
I love Pooja and need her every second of my life.
Pooja by poojask2 January 21, 2019
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Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014
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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
Pooja is a giving a prayer. It is also a gorgeous girl-name.

The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.

Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.
I do Pooja everyday. Or look at that pretty girl named Pooja. She is gorgeous af!!!!
Pooja by TacoBellHeaven May 3, 2016

Pooductive 

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.
I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.
Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.
Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.
If you meet a Pooja never let go of her, she is the best thing thats ever happened to you. She has the natural ability to make a joke out of anything and never fail to make you laugh.
Pooja is only for Meenu
Pooja by memeu October 22, 2017