poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 04, 2011

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 06, 2010

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 08, 2013

Poocumber

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.

Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!

by Wordwizard1989 March 01, 2022